Have you ever met someone who just had no idea how sexy they were? To the point where you’re thinking, ‘what a waste of good looks”
..this is how I feel about the food that comes out of Spoon By H.
I have driven passed this hole in the wall multiple times and little did I know they ware fucking with this kinda treats behind those closed, barely opened because know one knows about them, doors.
Thanks to social media, I found one of their towers of whipped cream and fruit on someone’s instagram page. Within 10 mins I was at the strip mall that Spoon By H calls home. Again, I cannot stress enough how I thought this strip mall only had tenants that ranged from sketchy cell phone dealers, to popeye’s chicken (not that there is anything wrong with thatttt)
The inside of Spoon By H looks like one of those fake rooms at Ikea. Naturally I felt very comfortable, like most people do at Ikea.
I ordered their most popular item on their lengthy menu. Like I am talking lengthy..they even serve pizza. Their best in show item was a banana pudding waffle..but wait so was their berry waffle..SO I requested they make a collaboration between the two. 
This dessert was one of the tastiest treats I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying.
Basically, dont judge a waffle by the strip mall it’s owners pay rent to.

Spoon By H
Los Angeles

Have you ever met someone who just had no idea how sexy they were? To the point where you’re thinking, ‘what a waste of good looks”

..this is how I feel about the food that comes out of Spoon By H.

I have driven passed this hole in the wall multiple times and little did I know they ware fucking with this kinda treats behind those closed, barely opened because know one knows about them, doors.

Thanks to social media, I found one of their towers of whipped cream and fruit on someone’s instagram page. Within 10 mins I was at the strip mall that Spoon By H calls home. Again, I cannot stress enough how I thought this strip mall only had tenants that ranged from sketchy cell phone dealers, to popeye’s chicken (not that there is anything wrong with thatttt)

The inside of Spoon By H looks like one of those fake rooms at Ikea. Naturally I felt very comfortable, like most people do at Ikea.

I ordered their most popular item on their lengthy menu. Like I am talking lengthy..they even serve pizza. Their best in show item was a banana pudding waffle..but wait so was their berry waffle..SO I requested they make a collaboration between the two. 

This dessert was one of the tastiest treats I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying.

Basically, dont judge a waffle by the strip mall it’s owners pay rent to.

Spoon By H

Los Angeles

this..THIS..THIS!!!!
Like who the fuck are you, and why did you take so long to walk into my life?
Right?
Wrong.
I got all worked up about this pastry. Was ready to propose, no prenup.
Then I got to know it a little better. Let me tell you this pastry reminds me of a model, where it looks like it’s got it going on but when you get to know it better you find out its a dull and full of air? 
Go fuck yourself, pompeii cream puff! You lead me on!

Urth Caffe
Los Angeles

this..THIS..THIS!!!!

Like who the fuck are you, and why did you take so long to walk into my life?

Right?

Wrong.

I got all worked up about this pastry. Was ready to propose, no prenup.

Then I got to know it a little better. Let me tell you this pastry reminds me of a model, where it looks like it’s got it going on but when you get to know it better you find out its a dull and full of air? 

Go fuck yourself, pompeii cream puff! You lead me on!

Urth Caffe

Los Angeles

Remember that asshole who brought us the cronut and then sued everyone who naturally copied his easy yet brilliant idea? Ya that asshole. Well he didn’t come up with this. In fact, he is probably booking a therapy session as we speak regarding the fact that he didn’t come up with this. Wonuts are literally cake style donuts shaped like waffles with some bull shit drizzled on it. Simple money. Some guy in Chicago is pinching himself because he cannot believe he beat mr.cronut to this idea. 
In my opinion, they aren’t that good. You got to LOVE cake donuts to enjoy these. I love yeast donuts, so my first bite was the only bite I enjoyed due to my excitement and curiosity, and the rest of my bites were due to hunger/survival purposes. 

Remember that asshole who brought us the cronut and then sued everyone who naturally copied his easy yet brilliant idea? Ya that asshole. Well he didn’t come up with this. In fact, he is probably booking a therapy session as we speak regarding the fact that he didn’t come up with this. Wonuts are literally cake style donuts shaped like waffles with some bull shit drizzled on it. Simple money. Some guy in Chicago is pinching himself because he cannot believe he beat mr.cronut to this idea. 

In my opinion, they aren’t that good. You got to LOVE cake donuts to enjoy these. I love yeast donuts, so my first bite was the only bite I enjoyed due to my excitement and curiosity, and the rest of my bites were due to hunger/survival purposes. 

Sharapova, I use to think you were a stuck up bitch, my girl. Now I know you got a sweet side to you, literally. Shout out to youuuu. 

Sharapova, I use to think you were a stuck up bitch, my girl. Now I know you got a sweet side to you, literally. Shout out to youuuu. 

Finally I got to try Milk Jar Cookies. Let me tell you, this place looks like it belongs to Ms.Honey, If you don’t know who Ms.Honey is then girrrrl, leave.
(Dont actually, it’s Matilda’s teacher who saves her from her parents)
The cookies were on point with their labels. Birthday cake tasted like birthday cake, and banana split (which is their most popular) tasted like banana split. Overall the whole experience is worth the calories.
Milk Jar Cookies
Los Angeles

Finally I got to try Milk Jar Cookies. Let me tell you, this place looks like it belongs to Ms.Honey, If you don’t know who Ms.Honey is then girrrrl, leave.

(Dont actually, it’s Matilda’s teacher who saves her from her parents)

The cookies were on point with their labels. Birthday cake tasted like birthday cake, and banana split (which is their most popular) tasted like banana split. Overall the whole experience is worth the calories.

Milk Jar Cookies

Los Angeles

I have introduced you to Sprinkle’s ice-cream cones already, but have I introduced you to their sundaes? Ya you go ahead and make your assumptions that there is a cupcake in their sundae. That assumption is accurate. There abso-fucking-lutley is a cupcake in their sundae. I also have marshmallow sauce on top of my ice cream cone if anyone cares.


Sprinkles
Los Angeles

I have introduced you to Sprinkle’s ice-cream cones already, but have I introduced you to their sundaes? Ya you go ahead and make your assumptions that there is a cupcake in their sundae. That assumption is accurate. There abso-fucking-lutley is a cupcake in their sundae. I also have marshmallow sauce on top of my ice cream cone if anyone cares.

Sprinkles

Los Angeles

This is my favorite place, ever. So much so that I invest a minimum of 75 dollars every week into this place (I call it an investment to make myself feel better about the fact that I am spending 75 dollars a week on candy) What people don’t get is this isn’t just candy, its an experience. An experience that I want to continue to experience every week. It also make me quite happy that somewhere out there exists a human being that shares the same outlook on candy as I do. That it’s important enough to be served on a platter. Yes that is what they do here. They serve you samples of whatever candy you desire, on a platter. They treat you like you’re Madonna in there. Oh and that candy they so generously sample to their customers is imported from Europe and shits on the candy here. By the time you are finished checking out you actually feel you under paid. Or maybe thats just me and I might actually have diabetes. Whose to say.

Sugarfina
Beverly Hills

This is my favorite place, ever. So much so that I invest a minimum of 75 dollars every week into this place (I call it an investment to make myself feel better about the fact that I am spending 75 dollars a week on candy) What people don’t get is this isn’t just candy, its an experience. An experience that I want to continue to experience every week. It also make me quite happy that somewhere out there exists a human being that shares the same outlook on candy as I do. That it’s important enough to be served on a platter. Yes that is what they do here. They serve you samples of whatever candy you desire, on a platter. They treat you like you’re Madonna in there. Oh and that candy they so generously sample to their customers is imported from Europe and shits on the candy here. By the time you are finished checking out you actually feel you under paid. Or maybe thats just me and I might actually have diabetes. Whose to say.

Sugarfina

Beverly Hills

Nothing new here, just Joan’s on Third being incredible around the holiday season. They really out do themselves every time. They some how manage to make me spend 20 dollars on 6 oreos covered with white chocolate every season like they are going to taste different than the Christmas ones, or the Halloween ones. Whatever Joan, I aint mad at you! Go on with your bad self!

Joan’s on Third
Los Angeles

Nothing new here, just Joan’s on Third being incredible around the holiday season. They really out do themselves every time. They some how manage to make me spend 20 dollars on 6 oreos covered with white chocolate every season like they are going to taste different than the Christmas ones, or the Halloween ones. Whatever Joan, I aint mad at you! Go on with your bad self!

Joan’s on Third

Los Angeles

these candies are the same price as a forever21 wardrobe, and I’m about to find out why #ishredmoneyoncandy

these candies are the same price as a forever21 wardrobe, and I’m about to find out why #ishredmoneyoncandy

Sugarfina. More to come on this place. In the meantime, where and how do I buy into this company?

Sugarfina. More to come on this place. In the meantime, where and how do I buy into this company?

eclairity

Joan’s on Third
Los Angeles

eclairity

Joan’s on Third

Los Angeles

Deep within the Cosmopolitan hotel lies a sauce pan full of sticky buns just basking under a heat lamp waiting for me to claim them. Unfortunatly, one can only do a few days in Vegas before they are over being subjected to 85 different “girls trip!xoox” and “boys trip!!!!”
So since I can’t be there to eat these babies 365 days a year, I would like for each and every one of you on your next “I hate the opposite sex” trip to hit up the Cosmopolitans buffet and take down a couple of these sticky buns, before or after you rot at a day pool party and drunk text your ex. 

Wicked Spoon
Las Vegas

Deep within the Cosmopolitan hotel lies a sauce pan full of sticky buns just basking under a heat lamp waiting for me to claim them. Unfortunatly, one can only do a few days in Vegas before they are over being subjected to 85 different “girls trip!xoox” and “boys trip!!!!”

So since I can’t be there to eat these babies 365 days a year, I would like for each and every one of you on your next “I hate the opposite sex” trip to hit up the Cosmopolitans buffet and take down a couple of these sticky buns, before or after you rot at a day pool party and drunk text your ex. 

Wicked Spoon

Las Vegas

welcome rosie o’donnell and 2 chainz to my dessert gang

welcome rosie o’donnell and 2 chainz to my dessert gang

unfortunately, they taste nothing like birthday cake

unfortunately, they taste nothing like birthday cake

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