My first, and definitely not my last, baked Alaska. It’s crunchy, it tangy, it’s creamy, it’s everything. My only complaint.. Kinda small. I like a big ass dessert and I was definitely left lonesome once this was devoured.

Sunset Towers 
 
Los Angeles

My first, and definitely not my last, baked Alaska. It’s crunchy, it tangy, it’s creamy, it’s everything. My only complaint.. Kinda small. I like a big ass dessert and I was definitely left lonesome once this was devoured.

Sunset Towers 


Los Angeles

finally it is socially acceptable to eat cupcakes for breakfast

Pavilions
Los Angeles

finally it is socially acceptable to eat cupcakes for breakfast

Pavilions

Los Angeles

go shorty its yo birthday
yes thats a birthday cake ice blended coffee 🎂

Coffee Bean
Los Angeles

go shorty its yo birthday

yes thats a birthday cake ice blended coffee 🎂

Coffee Bean

Los Angeles

Romy is the reason why I believe that I can lose weight by eating just candy.

Romy is the reason why I believe that I can lose weight by eating just candy.

😦

😦

Ginger-O’s might be a rip off of Oreos but I ain’t mad about it.

Whole Foods
Los Angeles

Ginger-O’s might be a rip off of Oreos but I ain’t mad about it.

Whole Foods

Los Angeles

You like it because it’s Ace of Spades. I like it because it’s cake.

You like it because it’s Ace of Spades. I like it because it’s cake.

Taco Bell. Where do I start? It’s been a good (insert a small number of years so I look young) for us. I would go to the mall just to eat a couple soft tacos. Then I discovered those supreme fries, wow..I can personally thank those guys for working against the twig legs that are in my family genes, that I was suppose to inherit. You’re right, I’d look like a lollipop with them. Now look where we are, you incorporated my favorite chip into the equation to really fuck with any “thinking thin” moment I try to have. I know its because you hate when I think I need to lose 3 pounds. I appreciate you. I don’t think I have ever thanked you for being open super late..I know thats to insure I get my iron and protein in after successfully getting through a day of eating just lettuce. Also, that collaboration with Pizza Hut, thank you. You knew I was dating an Italian and that this would probably increase the chances of us hitting you up. Now you have these little balls filled with cream and covered in cinnamon..and of course you make sure they are toasty. Respect. Don’t think I didn’t notice that cookie sandwich you concocted. Not only is it cute it is also innovative, and not to mention miles ahead of the bags of cookies and apple slices found at McDonalds. If one day my dreams of having a food award show do come true, you know you will have as much air time as Jodie Foster at the Golden Globes..and you can count on me to be your Mel Gibson, sitting in the audience backing up everything you say by nodding my head.
Keep it up, Beautiful.

Taco Bell
Los Angeles

Taco Bell. Where do I start? It’s been a good (insert a small number of years so I look young) for us. I would go to the mall just to eat a couple soft tacos. Then I discovered those supreme fries, wow..I can personally thank those guys for working against the twig legs that are in my family genes, that I was suppose to inherit. You’re right, I’d look like a lollipop with them. Now look where we are, you incorporated my favorite chip into the equation to really fuck with any “thinking thin” moment I try to have. I know its because you hate when I think I need to lose 3 pounds. I appreciate you. I don’t think I have ever thanked you for being open super late..I know thats to insure I get my iron and protein in after successfully getting through a day of eating just lettuce. Also, that collaboration with Pizza Hut, thank you. You knew I was dating an Italian and that this would probably increase the chances of us hitting you up. Now you have these little balls filled with cream and covered in cinnamon..and of course you make sure they are toasty. Respect. Don’t think I didn’t notice that cookie sandwich you concocted. Not only is it cute it is also innovative, and not to mention miles ahead of the bags of cookies and apple slices found at McDonalds. If one day my dreams of having a food award show do come true, you know you will have as much air time as Jodie Foster at the Golden Globes..and you can count on me to be your Mel Gibson, sitting in the audience backing up everything you say by nodding my head.

Keep it up, Beautiful.

Taco Bell

Los Angeles

I take in candy like it’s air

I take in candy like it’s air

No one should be surprised that Toast now has it’s own bakery called Dessert ..all thanks to the success of their sexy blue velvet cupcake. This bakery sells such desserts as Twix stuffed cookies, and Oreo bread pudding.  

Toast Bakery, Dessert
Los Angeles

No one should be surprised that Toast now has it’s own bakery called Dessert ..all thanks to the success of their sexy blue velvet cupcake. This bakery sells such desserts as Twix stuffed cookies, and Oreo bread pudding.  

Toast Bakery, Dessert

Los Angeles

A kiss on the mouth to anyone out there who succeeded at having a career based on making candy. A kiss with tongue for those who are making healthy candy. Thank you for caring about my body. That being said, these aren’t Dylicious. Firstly, if you are aiming to be thin, you should probably avoid sugar, that includes evaporated cane sugar . If I was mayor, I would make it a rule to put in a bold font, style Arial, “this product contains sugar and lengthy words that are really undercover sugar” why? Because there are helpless people out there taking down bags of these thinking “bikini bod 2013, see you soon” when in reality, sugar is sneaking its way into their bodies. This is coming from a sugar addict herself. I’d rather take down a package of sour patch kids and atleast know who I just invited to live on my ass. 

Signing off, 

The-girl-who-just-ate-a-bag-of-these-and-didnt-even-enjoy-them

A kiss on the mouth to anyone out there who succeeded at having a career based on making candy. A kiss with tongue for those who are making healthy candy. Thank you for caring about my body. That being said, these aren’t Dylicious. Firstly, if you are aiming to be thin, you should probably avoid sugar, that includes evaporated cane sugar . If I was mayor, I would make it a rule to put in a bold font, style Arial, “this product contains sugar and lengthy words that are really undercover sugar” why? Because there are helpless people out there taking down bags of these thinking “bikini bod 2013, see you soon” when in reality, sugar is sneaking its way into their bodies. This is coming from a sugar addict herself. I’d rather take down a package of sour patch kids and atleast know who I just invited to live on my ass.

Signing off,

The-girl-who-just-ate-a-bag-of-these-and-didnt-even-enjoy-them

Took me @mikeylongo and @zaklongo 3 days to finish the100 bags of mini eggs that @amburberry smuggled over the border

Took me @mikeylongo and @zaklongo 3 days to finish the100 bags of mini eggs that @amburberry smuggled over the border

Let me introduce you to Manny Fresh, my new Kid-robot stuffed dessert. He will be joining my other stuffed desserts: Oprah the cupcake, John Cuzak the mini cupcake, and Big Sean the ice cream sandwich.

Kid-Robot
Los Angeles

Let me introduce you to Manny Fresh, my new Kid-robot stuffed dessert. He will be joining my other stuffed desserts: Oprah the cupcake, John Cuzak the mini cupcake, and Big Sean the ice cream sandwich.

Kid-Robot

Los Angeles

Sprinkle some brownies on there will ya 

Sprinkles Ice Cream
Beverly Hills, Los Angeles

Sprinkle some brownies on there will ya 

Sprinkles Ice Cream

Beverly Hills, Los Angeles

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