Taco Bell. Where do I start? It’s been a good (insert a small number of years so I look young) for us. I would go to the mall just to eat a couple soft tacos. Then I discovered those supreme fries, wow..I can personally thank those guys for working against the twig legs that are in my family genes, that I was suppose to inherit. You’re right, I’d look like a lollipop with them. Now look where we are, you incorporated my favorite chip into the equation to really fuck with any “thinking thin” moment I try to have. I know its because you hate when I think I need to lose 3 pounds. I appreciate you. I don’t think I have ever thanked you for being open super late..I know thats to insure I get my iron and protein in after successfully getting through a day of eating just lettuce. Also, that collaboration with Pizza Hut, thank you. You knew I was dating an Italian and that this would probably increase the chances of us hitting you up. Now you have these little balls filled with cream and covered in cinnamon..and of course you make sure they are toasty. Respect. Don’t think I didn’t notice that cookie sandwich you concocted. Not only is it cute it is also innovative, and not to mention miles ahead of the bags of cookies and apple slices found at McDonalds. If one day my dreams of having a food award show do come true, you know you will have as much air time as Jodie Foster at the Golden Globes..and you can count on me to be your Mel Gibson, sitting in the audience backing up everything you say by nodding my head.
Keep it up, Beautiful.
A kiss on the mouth to anyone out there who succeeded at having a career based on making candy. A kiss with tongue for those who are making healthy candy. Thank you for caring about my body. That being said, these aren’t Dylicious. Firstly, if you are aiming to be thin, you should probably avoid sugar, that includes evaporated cane sugar . If I was mayor, I would make it a rule to put in a bold font, style Arial, “this product contains sugar and lengthy words that are really undercover sugar” why? Because there are helpless people out there taking down bags of these thinking “bikini bod 2013, see you soon” when in reality, sugar is sneaking its way into their bodies. This is coming from a sugar addict herself. I’d rather take down a package of sour patch kids and atleast know who I just invited to live on my ass.