Ginger-O’s might be a rip off of Oreos but I ain’t mad about it.

Whole Foods
Los Angeles

Ginger-O’s might be a rip off of Oreos but I ain’t mad about it.

Whole Foods

Los Angeles

You like it because it’s Ace of Spades. I like it because it’s cake.

You like it because it’s Ace of Spades. I like it because it’s cake.

Taco Bell. Where do I start? It’s been a good (insert a small number of years so I look young) for us. I would go to the mall just to eat a couple soft tacos. Then I discovered those supreme fries, wow..I can personally thank those guys for working against the twig legs that are in my family genes, that I was suppose to inherit. You’re right, I’d look like a lollipop with them. Now look where we are, you incorporated my favorite chip into the equation to really fuck with any “thinking thin” moment I try to have. I know its because you hate when I think I need to lose 3 pounds. I appreciate you. I don’t think I have ever thanked you for being open super late..I know thats to insure I get my iron and protein in after successfully getting through a day of eating just lettuce. Also, that collaboration with Pizza Hut, thank you. You knew I was dating an Italian and that this would probably increase the chances of us hitting you up. Now you have these little balls filled with cream and covered in cinnamon..and of course you make sure they are toasty. Respect. Don’t think I didn’t notice that cookie sandwich you concocted. Not only is it cute it is also innovative, and not to mention miles ahead of the bags of cookies and apple slices found at McDonalds. If one day my dreams of having a food award show do come true, you know you will have as much air time as Jodie Foster at the Golden Globes..and you can count on me to be your Mel Gibson, sitting in the audience backing up everything you say by nodding my head.
Keep it up, Beautiful.

Taco Bell
Los Angeles

Taco Bell. Where do I start? It’s been a good (insert a small number of years so I look young) for us. I would go to the mall just to eat a couple soft tacos. Then I discovered those supreme fries, wow..I can personally thank those guys for working against the twig legs that are in my family genes, that I was suppose to inherit. You’re right, I’d look like a lollipop with them. Now look where we are, you incorporated my favorite chip into the equation to really fuck with any “thinking thin” moment I try to have. I know its because you hate when I think I need to lose 3 pounds. I appreciate you. I don’t think I have ever thanked you for being open super late..I know thats to insure I get my iron and protein in after successfully getting through a day of eating just lettuce. Also, that collaboration with Pizza Hut, thank you. You knew I was dating an Italian and that this would probably increase the chances of us hitting you up. Now you have these little balls filled with cream and covered in cinnamon..and of course you make sure they are toasty. Respect. Don’t think I didn’t notice that cookie sandwich you concocted. Not only is it cute it is also innovative, and not to mention miles ahead of the bags of cookies and apple slices found at McDonalds. If one day my dreams of having a food award show do come true, you know you will have as much air time as Jodie Foster at the Golden Globes..and you can count on me to be your Mel Gibson, sitting in the audience backing up everything you say by nodding my head.

Keep it up, Beautiful.

Taco Bell

Los Angeles

I take in candy like it’s air

I take in candy like it’s air

No one should be surprised that Toast now has it’s own bakery called Dessert ..all thanks to the success of their sexy blue velvet cupcake. This bakery sells such desserts as Twix stuffed cookies, and Oreo bread pudding.  

Toast Bakery, Dessert
Los Angeles

No one should be surprised that Toast now has it’s own bakery called Dessert ..all thanks to the success of their sexy blue velvet cupcake. This bakery sells such desserts as Twix stuffed cookies, and Oreo bread pudding.  

Toast Bakery, Dessert

Los Angeles

A kiss on the mouth to anyone out there who succeeded at having a career based on making candy. A kiss with tongue for those who are making healthy candy. Thank you for caring about my body. That being said, these aren’t Dylicious. Firstly, if you are aiming to be thin, you should probably avoid sugar, that includes evaporated cane sugar . If I was mayor, I would make it a rule to put in a bold font, style Arial, “this product contains sugar and lengthy words that are really undercover sugar” why? Because there are helpless people out there taking down bags of these thinking “bikini bod 2013, see you soon” when in reality, sugar is sneaking its way into their bodies. This is coming from a sugar addict herself. I’d rather take down a package of sour patch kids and atleast know who I just invited to live on my ass. 

Signing off, 

The-girl-who-just-ate-a-bag-of-these-and-didnt-even-enjoy-them

A kiss on the mouth to anyone out there who succeeded at having a career based on making candy. A kiss with tongue for those who are making healthy candy. Thank you for caring about my body. That being said, these aren’t Dylicious. Firstly, if you are aiming to be thin, you should probably avoid sugar, that includes evaporated cane sugar . If I was mayor, I would make it a rule to put in a bold font, style Arial, “this product contains sugar and lengthy words that are really undercover sugar” why? Because there are helpless people out there taking down bags of these thinking “bikini bod 2013, see you soon” when in reality, sugar is sneaking its way into their bodies. This is coming from a sugar addict herself. I’d rather take down a package of sour patch kids and atleast know who I just invited to live on my ass.

Signing off,

The-girl-who-just-ate-a-bag-of-these-and-didnt-even-enjoy-them

Took me @mikeylongo and @zaklongo 3 days to finish the100 bags of mini eggs that @amburberry smuggled over the border

Took me @mikeylongo and @zaklongo 3 days to finish the100 bags of mini eggs that @amburberry smuggled over the border

Let me introduce you to Manny Fresh, my new Kid-robot stuffed dessert. He will be joining my other stuffed desserts: Oprah the cupcake, John Cuzak the mini cupcake, and Big Sean the ice cream sandwich.

Kid-Robot
Los Angeles

Let me introduce you to Manny Fresh, my new Kid-robot stuffed dessert. He will be joining my other stuffed desserts: Oprah the cupcake, John Cuzak the mini cupcake, and Big Sean the ice cream sandwich.

Kid-Robot

Los Angeles

Sprinkle some brownies on there will ya 

Sprinkles Ice Cream
Beverly Hills, Los Angeles

Sprinkle some brownies on there will ya 

Sprinkles Ice Cream

Beverly Hills, Los Angeles

Hollywood blvd has been talking a big talk about the Sweet Spot for a while now. This place was under construction for months. Finally I get my ass through the doors and see why the hold up. There is literally a 10 ft long wall full of toffees of various flavors. Flavors such as, popcorn, breakfast, red velvet, cheese cake, caramel apple, apple pie, cotton candy, the list goes on. I was extremely pleased with my experience there. And no, the place isn’t just full of crazy flavored toffee, it’s got all your standard chocolates and gummies, as well as vintage candies and foreign candies. The Sweet Spot also does one of my favorite things, pricing all the candies the same so you can just grab a candy bag and go crazy.

The Sweet Spot
Los Angeles

Hollywood blvd has been talking a big talk about the Sweet Spot for a while now. This place was under construction for months. Finally I get my ass through the doors and see why the hold up. There is literally a 10 ft long wall full of toffees of various flavors. Flavors such as, popcorn, breakfast, red velvet, cheese cake, caramel apple, apple pie, cotton candy, the list goes on. I was extremely pleased with my experience there. And no, the place isn’t just full of crazy flavored toffee, it’s got all your standard chocolates and gummies, as well as vintage candies and foreign candies. The Sweet Spot also does one of my favorite things, pricing all the candies the same so you can just grab a candy bag and go crazy.

The Sweet Spot

Los Angeles

You are looking at Baskin Robbins giving the middle finger to Sprinkles Ice Cream Parlor. Baskin Robbins who is already feeling the wrath of the frozen yogurt trend, now has to deal with cupcake shops stepping on their turf. Clearly they got wind of Sprinkles red velvet cone, so they stepped up and created the wild berry cone. Big up to Baskin Robbins. Don’t go down without a fight.

You are looking at Baskin Robbins giving the middle finger to Sprinkles Ice Cream Parlor. Baskin Robbins who is already feeling the wrath of the frozen yogurt trend, now has to deal with cupcake shops stepping on their turf. Clearly they got wind of Sprinkles red velvet cone, so they stepped up and created the wild berry cone. Big up to Baskin Robbins. Don’t go down without a fight.

I love when Starbucks spices up our relationship by adding new things to it, for example..these new lemon cake pops. I appreciate you, Starbucks. But FYI, you had me at the birthday cake pop.

I love when Starbucks spices up our relationship by adding new things to it, for example..these new lemon cake pops. I appreciate you, Starbucks. But FYI, you had me at the birthday cake pop.

Okay this is fucking beautiful. The only thing I don’t like about this is that I didn’t invent it first. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that any flat piece of food can assist in making an ice cream sandwich. So why didnt I think of this. Whatever, big up to Carl sr for creating Carl jr who in turn created this concoction.

Okay this is fucking beautiful. The only thing I don’t like about this is that I didn’t invent it first. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that any flat piece of food can assist in making an ice cream sandwich. So why didnt I think of this. Whatever, big up to Carl sr for creating Carl jr who in turn created this concoction.

Have you ever been to Lemonade? Google maps it and if a location is within 2 hours away from you, go. If I have already convinced you to go with just that one sentence than a) I have achieved my goal of being a food guru and b) I need to mentally prepare you for what is to come. You will feel like you just went to a family gathering, minus the mayo based macaroni salad. Thats right skinnies, all bitches on diets are welcome. When I am thinking thin I go and harass the staff about what is in what, and let me assure you, the ingredients are safe. You are probably wondering why you are starring at a piece of pink cake then. Well, as many of you know I like to follow up my greens with cakes and candies. If you are the same breed of human as I am, then Lemonade is the place for you. They have a phenomenal dessert section, consisting of such masterpieces as, jumbo size macaroons, pink lemonade cake (featured above), butterscotch pudding, and obviously the standards flavors of cupcakes are all present.
I trust many of you are already 15 mins deep into your commute to Lemonade.

Lemonade
Los Angeles

Have you ever been to Lemonade? Google maps it and if a location is within 2 hours away from you, go. If I have already convinced you to go with just that one sentence than a) I have achieved my goal of being a food guru and b) I need to mentally prepare you for what is to come. You will feel like you just went to a family gathering, minus the mayo based macaroni salad. Thats right skinnies, all bitches on diets are welcome. When I am thinking thin I go and harass the staff about what is in what, and let me assure you, the ingredients are safe. You are probably wondering why you are starring at a piece of pink cake then. Well, as many of you know I like to follow up my greens with cakes and candies. If you are the same breed of human as I am, then Lemonade is the place for you. They have a phenomenal dessert section, consisting of such masterpieces as, jumbo size macaroons, pink lemonade cake (featured above), butterscotch pudding, and obviously the standards flavors of cupcakes are all present.

I trust many of you are already 15 mins deep into your commute to Lemonade.

Lemonade

Los Angeles

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